Review of Anne Frank’s Diary
by Jazz
- Completely unrealistic.
- The ending is bullshit because it just ends without tying any information together.
- No actual plot, just an open-ended storyline.
- She literally says ‘I think a lot but I don’t say much’ but then she fills 258 pages with her thoughts so that’s a lie. You can’t even trust her.
Overall review: No stars/5 because that would be cruel, seeing as the Jews had to wear Star of David patches to be identified during World War II.
The power of love has transformed me
non sum qualis eram
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There are so many ways to feed a Josh
cluckcluckcluck yeah
cluckcluckcluck yeah
oooooooooh caribou!
How the fuck did she manage to get her arse and her face in frame at the same time?
Book club with authors
- Suzanne Collins: "Finnick and Annie returned to district 4 and had a child togeth-"
- JK Rowling: No no no! What are you doing, you can't let that character live. You have to be ruthless. You have to rip out the reader's heart.
- Suzanne Collins: But he really doesn't need to die
- JK Rowling: DO YOU WANT A BEST SELLER?!
- Suzanne Collins: Yes bu-
- JK Rowling: THEN KILL HIM
- Stephenie Meyer: Hey Jo maybe you could help me with breaking daw-
- JK Rowling: Be quiet Stephenie
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in english class were watching this movie called babel or w/e and theres a scene where some kid started jerking off and my teacher wasnt paying attention and someone was like um theres a kid masturbating in this movie and my teacher literally screamed NO and leapt across the room to cover the screen with her body
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This guy asked me if the way I dress was some sort of standard my work was imposing on me
I told him he had it all wrong and that this was my standard that I’m gonna start imposing on everybody else
So start toeing that line shitfalcons
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Orazio Gentileschi, Finding of Moses
Girl, please, just take a look at that. Believe me, Moses is going to be parting more than the Red Sea with that staff.
Whenever I start to feel really good about myself I take a picture and that usually takes care of that whole mess.
Disaster averted guys.
My reaction: *cooing* This cat.. This cat…
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things that make me laugh harder than they should:
gifs made with terrible stationary parts
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